Tuesday, February 23, 2010

"Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant"



“Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant”

Greetings fellow Earth Movie Travelers!

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There is a fascinating corner of the known universe that comprises of two major galaxies with habitable (and travel-able) solar systems that have populations of vampires. Your Human Host might be wondering – Alien Travelers don’t have to worry about vampires? Do they?

Well, the idea of vampirism is not unique to planets of Human origin. In fact, there are many sentient beings that fear or desire what vampirism brings to their communities and their culture.

There are two major types of vampire tourism originating from Earth Movies – those that inspire fear and those that inspire desire. In recent years you may have noticed a tremendous amount of travel opportunities to the “Twilight” system which in turn inspired similar travel destinations. Even Earth Movies with worlds that fear having a predator more powerful than Aliens or Human have surged in recent years.

Then there is the occasional fringe planet in this Vampire-based corner of the galaxy that represents neither. That is where the journey “Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant” took me and my Human Host. The one refreshing attraction of the journey, the Circus of Freaks, was merely a backdrop to the melodrama of a just plain silly mix of Vampires that were neither frightening nor fascinating.

By the end of the journey I had to will my Human Host to not fall asleep. I give this one a 25% rating and must warn fellow Alien Travelers that an active subconscious in your Human Host will certainly cause this ride to be uncomfortable.

Take care and safe travels,
~~Movie Alien

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